Subaqua Sternal Rubs

Studying Biostatistics (math, uck!) has sucked me dry of all inspiration. Here is a "Senior Citizen Test" from the chain email files to keep you amused, at least for a little bit:

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so… Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and… begin.

WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!

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More humor from a recent email forward:

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

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From an email, this was just so funny I had to post it up. (Note I am not even commenting on the current administration's ridiculously stupid education policies.)

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are REAL notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district. The spellings have been left intact.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.

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A few jokes to brighten your day… I know I need it - I have finals coming up next week.

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery clinic.

She laid her pet on the table; the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head slowly and said, "I am sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed away.

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.

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