It's official, I no longer have to submit myself to radioactive toxic waste in Dirty Jersey:

Hi Carsten!

We have been able to accomodate you at NY Methodist Hospital for cores. You will receive confirmed placement shortly.

Clinical Placement Coordinator

Now that I have my confirmed placement, I have to start looking for apartments quick - I start August 28th. Crazy thing is, I can't find anything decent for under $1,500/mo in Brooklyn! If anyone knows anybody that died in NYC recently, please let me know!