Dinner tonight was cooked by one of my roommates and consisted of: A couple of chicken breasts, fried in bacon grease, and topped with copious amounts of Ranch dressing, mixed with bacon grease, as well as bacon (though sans the grease).

Despite how it sounds, it was very good. However, it's something you can only have maybe once a year. More than that, and you're risking an instant heart attack.

And for some strange reason, I had yogurt for dessert. Must have been the "Burns More Fat" plastered all over the container. Hope there was some truth to that advertising