I am not feeling so well… My initial thought is Cryptosporidium parvuum, with Entamoeba histolytica and Giardia in the differential diagnosis. (No, I am not describing my symptoms here to prevent offending the sensibilities of some readers - I am sure Google can help you out if you must know.) Am I a medical student that just took parasitology, or what? The good news is, if I am indeed not a hypochondriac, the most likely candidate is self-limiting, and the other two are treated with common Flagyl. Not that that makes the interim any more bearable, but still.

And I have my visit to the national mental hospital tomorrow, oh joy.