Room Service


Knock, Knock

Me, still half asleep:
"Who is it?"

Unknown voice:
"Room service"

Me:
"I don't remember ordering, but breakfast in bed sounds nice."

Much to my dismay, the unknown voice was not a waiter with a cart full of food, but rather a maintenance man with a bucket full of caulk guns. Had I actually been awake enough, I would have realized that the school dorms don't offer room service, and would have translated the Grenadian.

Good news: One thing got fixed. The multiple cracks in my wall (and those in the room down the hall with the same problem) are now caulked with silicone. Let's see if that stops the lake forming on my floor whenever it rains. I also now know why there are so many cracks in my wall. To summarize: 1) Crappy pre-fab construction that utilizes too few workers to pour the concrete all at the same time. Interfaces where new concrete meets old concrete = cracks. I was assured though that the multiple cracks in my ceiling do not indicate imminent building collapse. 2) The owner of the company does not offer profit-sharing, hence no incentive to do a good job.

Bad news: There are many, many things still left to fix, including a dryer that squeaks so much that it can be heard throughout the building and is keeping people up at night. :???:

Oh well, time to go pick up dinner (too lazy to cook tonight, and the actual room service, i.e. delivery, takes about 2 hours…). I am getting Spaghetti Carbonara, woo hoo! :-)


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Lothar Says:

We did not get any room service in the Japanese hotels. Instead we had a mild earthquake this morning. We are on the 11th floor of the Narita Holiday Inn and the floor shakes plus the mirror closet door is rattling. It gave us a good scare. Right now, we are in the airport lounge, waiting for our flight to Hongkong and Paris. We will call from Germany. Love, Papa

sonja Says:

“sorry you can only post a comment every 15 seconds. slow down cowboy” that´s what the computer just said to me…is that you talking carsten?…anyway, what i apparently commented too quickly after the last one was..

cool - earthquakes are fun

Carsten Says:

No that’s the anti-spam measures… it figures no human can type that fast, so it must be an automatically posting spam-bot.

 
 
 
 
 
sonja Says:

Haha. Did you really say that about breakfast in bed or was that what you said in your head? Sounds like one mighty loud dryer!

 
 

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