My first Xmas present: a nice $4,000 off my medical school expenses, and guaranteed housing:

Dear Carsten,

Please be advised that you have been offered the Resident Assistant position for Spring 2005 in Superdorm 1. Note that you must return to Grenada on or Before January 5th 2005. The orientation meeting for the RAs will commence on January 7th 2005. More details on your job description and contract will be sent to you via email on Monday 19th December 2004.

Happy Holidays
Housing Office.